So, while in the library today, a prime example of lurk incompetence was demonstrated. Besides the fact most of the people there were on Facebook in school, some slump ahh amateur had his Dunkin Donut's iced coffee a tad too close to the keyboard. I guess when the girl he had been lurking for 7 months changed her relationship status from "In a relationship" to "Its complicated" he just couldn't keep a grasp on that ice cold coffee.
Owing the school money and gaining public embarassment = GG
PRO TIP: A professional lurk never keeps his coffee in anything but a thermos and never shows a sign of emotion when the lurkee deviates from expected behavior.
-Toph
(Tr0ll Squ4d or have your iPod filled with Nico eating linguini... on repeat)
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